
Inspired by nothing more than a visit to the local aquarium, we've decided it's time for a face-off between the two most entertaining of all animals. One rules the land, the other the sea. Both make us laugh with their delightful high jinks. But there can be only one winner.
Check out the case for each after the jump.
Sea otters are like the big fat party animals of the sea. You know, the crazy dude who comes to your party and jumps in the pool with his sweater on and then does the backstroke all night while eating clams off his chest? OK, maybe you don't know that dude, but don't you wish you did? Sea otter is taking it easy, man!
On the other hand, monkeys have long been established as the most hilarious of all animals, and there are much funnier videos of monkeys on YouTube. Plus, there are many different kinds of monkeys, so if you get tired of checking out Mr. Chimp's adorable antics, you can watch a smoking gorilla or something instead and it's all new again.
Sea Otter Exhibit A:

Monkey Exhibit A:


























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Wednesday 01 July
By Heavytoka
How about Sea Monkeys? I loved those when I was a kid!
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Wednesday 01 July
By Drew
The sea otters will smash the skulls of the monkeys like a clam on my tummy
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Wednesday 01 July
By Dr. Abraham J. Froman
My sphere of interest is limited to my 5 Ms: mustaches, mullets, midgets, Mr. T, and MONKEYS.
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Wednesday 01 July
By Mr. Awesome
Way to pull a BuzzFeed, Asylum.
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Thursday 02 July
By Mondo
Otters rule.
Hands down their bad ass
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Tuesday 07 July
By lucky
Otters have always been my favorite animal to watch. Not only are they intelligent, they are by far the cutest animal. Monkeys are boring in comparison.
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Friday 17 July
By zorzim
yeah, monkeys are cute...but all the photos are of chimpanzees (or maybe bonobos) which are definitely NOT monkeys but are great apes. Why even get into a barroom argument with someone who is ignorant of what he speaks?
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Sunday 19 July
By Stacy
OTTERS RULE !! MONKEYS CRAP IN THEIR HAND AND THROW"S IT AT YOU!!! THEY ARE NASTYYYYYYY!!!
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Tuesday 21 July
By DrAnne65
Stacy, can it be that the monkeys don't want you to watch them crap? Would you want them to watch you in the bathroom?
Thursday 23 July
By Samantha
This pisses me off...THOSE ARE CHIMPANZEES!!! NOT MONKEYS!!!! MONKEYS HAVE TAILS!!! Are people THAT ignorant and stupid? Disgusting.
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Monday 27 July
By Seth
Sea otters are definetly awesome! I was at the detriot zoo and a monkey was spedding poop on the wall and EATING IT! That was nasty. So no monkeys!
Yes Sea otters
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Wednesday 26 August
By Watermelon Muncher
Is it possible this was taken in Washington D.C.?
The face is awfully familiar. I know who it is, I bet you do too!
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