Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks.

Meghan McCain wants Hilary Duff to play her in a movie. (The Blemish)

Michael Jackson's funeral will take place Tuesday at the Staples Center. (Radar Online)

Kevin Jonas can retire his promise ring now. (Anything Hollywood)

Samuel L. Jackson and DJ AM will make cameos in "Iron Man 2." Wait, DJ AM? Favreau has officially gone too far. (Bam! Kapow!)

Michael Jackson's will grants custody of his children to Diana Ross should his mother Katherine pass away. (Daily Fill)

Pink's husband wants to race V8 Supercars. (Asylum AU)

"Lost" star Emilie De Raven sexing up "Public Enemies" is just one reason why we are dying to see it. (Screen Junkies)

"On the Waterfront" star and veteran actor Karl Malden died at the age of 97 at his home in California. (Popeater)

Joanna Krupa, aka the Polish model who cursed out Terrell Owens, has a hot sister. (With Leather)

Now that "Harry Potter" star Emma Watson is 19, she can pose for provocative photo shoots like every other actress in Hollywood. (Ninja Dude)

The viral videos for Aziz Ansari's Dane Cook-esque character from "Funny People" might end up being funnier than the actual movie. (FilmDrunk)