Congratulations to reader Heavytoka, winner of today's Noble Prize and the weekly Wednesday giveaway of the official Asylum shirt, courtesy of Palmer Cash. The tee features the narwhal -- enemy of halibut, champion of awesome and unicorn of the sea.

And what exactly did Heavytoka do to deserve this? Well, he's kind of like Asylum's spirit animal. Whenever we write something (and we mean whenever), he's there to put in his two cents, whether they be complimentary, constructively critical, or in totally awesome ASCII format.

But you needn't do as much! Each week, we randomly select one commenter to receive a free shirt.

That means if you want one, all you've got to do is give us a piece of your mind in the comments section of any of our posts.
The more you comment, the better chance you have of winning.

So Heavytoka, enjoy your prize! It comes wrapped in a cashmere-soft blanket of undying gratitude.