Congratulations to reader Heavytoka, winner of today's Noble Prize and the weekly Wednesday giveaway of the official Asylum shirt, courtesy of Palmer Cash. The tee features the narwhal -- enemy of halibut, champion of awesome and unicorn of the sea. And what exactly did Heavytoka do to deserve this? Well, he's kind of like Asylum's spirit animal. Whenever we write something (and we mean whenever), he's there to put in his two cents, whether they be complimentary, constructively critical, or in totally awesome ASCII format.
But you needn't do as much! Each week, we randomly select one commenter to receive a free shirt.
That means if you want one, all you've got to do is give us a piece of your mind in the comments section of any of our posts. The more you comment, the better chance you have of winning.
So Heavytoka, enjoy your prize! It comes wrapped in a cashmere-soft blanket of undying gratitude.
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Thursday 02 July
By Heavytoka
Awesome! I won The Coolest Shirt in The Universe!!
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Thursday 02 July
By Mondo
This is a bullshit ass site.
I know heavytoka is just a writer at asylum. Their is no shirt to give away. How is it that after each shirt giveaway their is a new douche commenting on every single article within 20 sec. of said post?
And after the shirt is won by said douche they all but disappear but their is always someone to take their place.
I'm over this site. call it what you will.. Sore dickhead. cry baby. emo bitch or rumpstomper i really dont care. This site is pretty shitty.
I wanted to test my theory that you spam your own comment section and just change the name every week, and i was right
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Friday 03 July
By Heavytoka
Sorry Dude, I'm not a writer at Asylum, just a guy who is stuck at a desk all day who reads stories here to pass time instead of actually working. Just because I was lucky and won a shirt from this great site doesn't mean I am gonna disappear or stop commenting here either. As for being a Douche I normally might find offense in that, but I don't have the time for petty name calling.