Jul 3rd 2009 By Nick Prueher
Breaking the cardinal rule about keeping sharp objects away from your junk, an unnamed British man was rushed to the hospital after attempting to perform his own do-it-yourself circumcision
with a pair of nail clippers.
Doctors cleansed and disinfected the wound before ordering the young man to stay in a hospital bed for observation.
"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic said. "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."
Still, for those with the bad habit of chewing their foreskin, nail clippers are a good option.