Breaking the cardinal rule about keeping sharp objects away from your junk, an unnamed British man was rushed to the hospital after attempting to perform his own do-it-yourself circumcision with a pair of nail clippers.

Doctors cleansed and disinfected the wound before ordering the young man to stay in a hospital bed for observation.

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic said. "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."

Still, for those with the bad habit of chewing their foreskin, nail clippers are a good option.