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Michael Bay claimed he is responsible for Megan Fox's career after she dissed "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen." We're not sure who to side with here. (Unreality Mag)

Jessica Biel might play the Enchantress in "Thor." What, you thought she'd play Beta Ray Bill? (Bam! Kapow!)

A man arrested for running around naked in a casino claimed to be a Terminator. Hey, when the coming robot apocalypse engulfs us all, don't blame this guy. (/Film)

Former NFL quarterback Steve McNair was found dead of an apparent murder/suicide. (With Leather)

Madonna paid tribute to Michael Jackson during her live show in London. (Popeater)

Kendra Wilkinson went snorkeling in a bikini with Hank Baskett for her honeymoon in St. Lucia. (Radar Online)

"Harry Potter" star Rupert Grint is reportedly recovering from swine flu. (Actress Archives)

We're not sure why anyone needs another "Van Wilder" movie not starring Ryan Reynolds. But, hey, Kristin Cavallari's in it. That's something, right? Right? (UGO)

Johnny Depp surprised some sick kids at a hospital in London. (Daily Fill)

A "Ghostbusters 3" teaser of a woman getting slimed could debut at the San Diego Comic Con. (Screen Junkies)