You know how some mornings you just need a quick pick-me-up that can help you face your day and also give you an erection? Those resourceful Malaysians have got your back: 900 boxes of Viagra-laced coffee were recently confiscated there.

The spiked coffee was being sold as an energy supplement, and according to a ministry spokesman, "Investigations revealed that the distributor attempted to mislead the public by claiming that the coffee mixture could provide an energy boost, besides being beneficial for men." (Sounds pretty accurate to us.)

Apparently we've been ignorant to a whole underground Viagra-lacing trade, as last year saw the arrest of a man for peddling Viagra-laced chocolate, and there are also rumors of marijuana in the Netherlands being laced with a Viagra-like substance.

Let us know when they Viagra-ize something that really needs it, like the 15th Bud Light just before you finally sweet-talk the girl at the bar into coming home with you.