Turns out that chimpanzees, in addition to being the world's most hilarious animals, are also pretty crafty. Over the weekend, the Chester Zoo in England had to be evacuated after 30 chimps found a way to break free of their cage and escape. Sarah Jones was visiting the zoo with her husband and two children when the chaos ensued. "We heard the chimps making a terribly loud noise," she said. "I have never heard anything like it before -- it was a really vicious noise and sounded horrible. We could see lots of chimps going through a door at the back of the enclosure and then lots of staff members started running towards the area."
According to a zoo spokesperson, the decision to close the zoo was made "purely as a precaution" and none of the chimps had escaped into the public area.
The animals were returned to their enclosure and resumed their normal chimp activities: smoking cigarettes and roller-skating.
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Tuesday 07 July
By Heavytoka
Aww man, if Only they got out of the Zoo and stole a car, drove to the airport, flew to New York and Starred in a Broadway Show the story would be complete rofl
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Tuesday 07 July
By Lisa
omg that is sooo funny!
Wednesday 08 July
By John Doe
They missed their sister, Sarah Palin. Last seen heading to Alaska for a family reunion.
Wednesday 08 July
By JOE
John Doe, you are a wrong about Sarah, these were totally Michelle Nobamas relatives, wanting their bail out money.
Tuesday 07 July
By jc1234
Hello........They let the chimps smoke cigarettes......are you serious...not cool!
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Tuesday 07 July
By crowbearcottage
Grow up, moron!
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Tuesday 07 July
By steve
and one of them was your momma!
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Tuesday 07 July
By billy
and one of them was your momma!
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Tuesday 07 July
By Who Know
I heard that the Chimp are heading to the Staples Center to pay there respect (There Boss) MJ
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Wednesday 08 July
By honey
I'm sorry,but WHO KNOW'S comment made me laugh..
i love MJ;S music....
As for the chimps,well, i laughed at that also..
Tuesday 07 July
By Crimplug
They just wanted to go to Michael Jacksons funeral!
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Tuesday 07 July
By arjohny
is one of these chimps named "bubbles" . . . on his way to l.a. to give the eulogy at his mentor and best friend's funeral?
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Tuesday 07 July
By morty
Imagine being locked upby man, who just comes around, to observe your every move,animals love freedom, so the fact that they made an excape, i was hoping they would make it permanent, but in the real world, they are well taken care of, and food is something then must have,, They also have medical care , so to be real, its in there intrest to conform,,
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Tuesday 07 July
By Frank
It's time for Lord Huffington to get out his best grade Holland and Holland double barrel shotgun and call for his horse. He'll have those chimps under arrest in no time.
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Tuesday 07 July
By Dr. Chronos
Gordon Brown needs good help...
In all seriousness, though, chimpanzees are extraordinarily dangerous. There is a case in the U.S. where one attacked a woman and tore off her lips, eyelids/eyeballs and hands (yes, hands). They are not apparently smarter than some British zookeepers but several times stronger. If you see one coming your way, it's as likely to be a primate from Congo as Cheetah from Tarzan or Judy from Daktari.
They did the right thing with the evacuation.
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Tuesday 07 July
By JAN
I had Judy of Dakatari in my care for several years. Letting her have a smoke was purley self defense. She could and was on occasion very dangerous. Chimps need to be respected for their intelligence, power and plain old orneriness
Tuesday 07 July
By JOHNNIE
The woman who was attacked, lives in the same city as me. The damage that chimp did to her is betond believeable. This may sound cold, but at one point I prayed that she would die. She is blind, no hands, deformed. It's awful.....
Tuesday 07 July
By brenda
They do not like to be caged and gawked at by humans.Need to let them go to the wild like nature meant them to be.
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Tuesday 07 July
By OBAMMYCHIMP
I heard one was all the way over in russia already, apologizing all over themselves
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Tuesday 07 July
By R
Dano-what a racist comment!
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