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Hayden Panettiere will dabble in bisexuality on "Heroes" next season. It's turning into bad fan fiction already? (The Blemish)

Megan Fox plays a demonic cheerleader in the red-band trailer for "Jennifer's Body." Scariest part of the trailer? "From the mind of Diablo Cody." (Screen Junkies)

The director of "The Scorpion King" is working on a "T.J. Hooker" movie for some reason. Wake us when "Street Hawk: The Motion Picture" is out. (FilmDrunk)

Rank Stan Lee's best and worst Marvel movie cameos. (AMC SciFi Scanner)

Turns out Michael Jackson had a pretty sweet video arcade. (Topless Robot)

Here are 20 reasons why "Transformers 2" sucked. We only need two: Devastator's testicles. (Unreality Mag)

The first trailer for "Big Fan," the latest from the writer of "The Wrestler," has dropped. Will Patton Oswalt be next year's Mickey Rourke? (/Film)

Is anything better than zombie kickball? Well, maybe mummy croquet. (With Leather)

This gallery of Jamie Pressly in various states of undress reminds us that she starred in that terrible "DOA: Dead or Alive" movie. (Holy Taco)