We would never chastise the institution of reality television for being formulaic. After all, each show is its own unique snowflake, forged out of greed and the darkest recesses of the human soul. Perhaps that's why we were shaken to the core after watching a recent video from College Humor that dared to question the originality of the art form. The experiment: String together that ubiquitous reality-TV-star refrain, "I'm not here to make friends." The results: captivating.

Check out the video, after the jump.