She's been a child star, a pre-teen train wreck, an anti-drug advocate, a comeback kid and America's sweetheart. But never in almost 30 years of carrying the mantle for our nation's oldest acting family has Drew Barrymore given in to the thespian's ultimate conceit -- the director's chair.

Until now, that is, as our friends at FilmDrunk are reporting Barrymore has helmed a roller-derby-themed comedy in which she will also co-star with Ellen Page and Kristen Wiig.

And, well, we can't help but be into the idea of hot chicks in fishnets beating the crap out of each other on roller skates gracing the silver screen. But these days there are so many scintillating novelty sports, from the Pillow Fight League to the Wife Carrying Championships. Is the skating rink the choicest locale to help girls lure their boyfriends to this chick flick?