Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks.

Cameron Diaz might be in "Green Hornet." Sorry, Hollywood, still don't care about the character. (Bam! Kapow!)

Emma Watson laughed off her wardrobe malfunction while visiting David Letterman. (PopEater)

Justin Timberlake, Bradley Cooper, and Ryan Reynolds are all in the running to play Green Lantern. Is it too late to throw Nathan Fillion in there? (The Hollywood Reporter)

The Michael Jackson tribute cost Los Angeles a reported $1.4 million. (Daily Fill)

Mel Gibson will star opposite a beaver hand puppet in a movie directed by Jodie Foster. This is a much better comeback vehicle than "Lethal Weapon 5."

Is Brad Garrett's hot bra-less girlfriend helping him cheat on poker? (The Blemish)

Drew Barrymore plays a character named Smashley Simpson in the roller-derby movie "Whip It." That'll age well. (FilmDrunk)

Demi Moore reminded everyone she's still around in a bikini. (Popeater)

The red-band trailer for "Funny People" is pretty good, but the film's two-and-a-half hour running time worries us. Edit, people, edit. (Screen Junkies)

Lenny Dykstra filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. (With Leather)

Brüno hanging out with Clint Eastwood, Ben Stiller and more makes for one weird photo-op. (Unreality Mag)