When we think of "magic," we don't think of romance and chance meetings with enchanting strangers. We think of fantasy-based collectible card games. So is it any surprise that we have a lot of trouble getting laid without the assistance of contraband chloroform purchased on Russian Web sites? Thankfully, sex mage "bmcnally" is on hand to hit us with the healing ether of good advice.

"Put on your cloak and wizard hat.
Cast level 4 Eroticism
Meditate to regain mana
Cast level 8 C--- of the Infinite
Spend mana reserves to cast Mighty F--- of the Abyss
Don't see what's so difficult."


bmcnally, you are the Black Lotus of commenters. We cast level 5 gratitude. (And say hello to your cousin Bloodninja for us!)