Luke, I am your toaster! Arguably reaching (or surpassing?) the KISS level of gratuitous merchandising for "Star Wars," George Lucas and company are bringing you this Darth Vader toaster. If you like your toast emblazoned with an image of the Sith Lord every morning, you can pick up the all-black toaster at the San Diego Comic-Con later this month, or try your luck at the Star Wars shop. (via StreetLevel)