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So the least she can do, before endangering us all, is to pose for one of those semi-nude pregnant-lady magazine covers that semi-nude pregnant ladies are so fond of posing for.
Some shots that truly celebrate the miracle of life after the jump.
Demi Moore started the whole pregnant cover girl thing. We can debate whether pregnant women can be sexy forever, but it seemed to have caught the eye of a 13-year old Ashton Kutcher.
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Wednesday 15 July
By Bev
Another person with low morals and low values having a child out of wedlock. People now want to think its ok but its not with those of us that still have good strong values. Being intimate is a very personal thing and should only be when two people are truly in love and are willing to commit themselves to a lifetime committment. Some marriages arent working today only because they werent grown up enough to really know what that committment was all about. Come on people, this world is going down the tubes fast and its things like this that are not helping
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Wednesday 15 July
By melissa
to bev, keep your strong values to yourself. God made us all different. Worry about you and your relationship with GOD!
Wednesday 15 July
By pioneer
Fantastic Post Bev.. you are spot on!
Wednesday 15 July
By Vee
Being in a relationship today is hard enough without small minded people finding out your expecting and calling for a lynching cause your not married. Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell are not married, have been together over 20 years, and have children. Step off your soap box and realize this isn't the 50's. Having a child is a lifetime commitment and for some the only commitment they have to make. Congrats Karolina on your inpending motherhood..
Wednesday 15 July
By julie
Women who are pregnant should honor their child by having enough self respect not to pose nude for magazine covers and for profit! I agree that the morals of society are going down the tubes! What happened to love and commitment and loyalty and respect?? Let's get them back and make our country strong again! There is too much time spent on gossip, celebrities, and sex photos. We should be investing our time with more constructive issues!
Wednesday 15 July
By la
Well, thank you so much for setting us all straight!!
Wednesday 15 July
By Lucy
Gee, I'm glad your life is so perfect that you can sit and judge others. Kurkova is well-known for her work with children's charities and the father is her fiance, not just a random guy she picked up, so I'd say she has fine morals and values.
Wednesday 15 July
By Lauren
Really, Bev? What is marriage, except a tax cut, a name change, and a pretty little ring on your finger.
Someone who isn't married can't love their partner as much as someone who is? Bull. I've seen people who have gotten married and ended up hating each other. I've also seen people who never got married and were together till the day they died.
Really, Bev, you're setting women back 50 years. It's not 1959 anymore. Women can have their independence and get pregnant without being married and shouldn't be publicly harassed by idiots like you. Marriage has nothing to do with love and with children. The only reason people think marriage is so important is because of the Bible. Well, sorry, but not everyone in the world is Christian. I'm not. And I am never getting married. I don't see how being with someone, or having children means you have to get married.
And Julie? It's art. It's not posing nude to be sexual. It's to show off the beauty of pregnancy. It's not showing disgusting parts of their bodies, it's showing the
Both of you need to get down off of your high horses.
Wednesday 15 July
By collette
GET OVER YOURSELF, WILL YOU....WHAT YEAR ARE YOU LIVING IN??
Wednesday 15 July
By Mary
Yeah Bev, and to think people voted for Sarah Palin and look at her daughter's values, which she got from mom the quitter, and for Sarah to quote moral values--she's a big hippocrite!
Wednesday 15 July
By Jess
Bev- just to let you know, I have been with my BOYFRIEND for 6 years! I am truly deeply in love with him. We do want a family together and if it happens before we get married, SO WHAT?! Like some of the others said, you don't have to be married to "love" someone. I also know many of those who get married, have kids, and divorce. I know those who have been together for 15-20 years, never get married, have kids and are happier than ever with what they have. Marriage is a lock on the relationship but it's not permanent even in marriage. You just have to be a faithful person to the one you love. People who get married still have affairs, cheat, lie, etc. So what does marriage mean anymore???!!!
Wednesday 15 July
By valerie
Your just mad that it isn't you, who says being in a dead beat marriage makes for well rounded kids. That child is better off then most kids whose parents are married.
Wednesday 15 July
By MiMi
OMG.....YOU SAID A MOUTHFUL....and this is SO TRUE....our country is doomed because there are no morals, standards or values any longer...Hollywood makes having sex and babies like it is alright for anyone to do it anytime...but a baby requires a lot more than just a person to give birth....it is a lifetime committment and should be treated as such...with both parents there is raise this child and be responsible too....
GOOD for you.....IN GOD WE TRUST....MAY GOD BLESS AMERICA AND YOU TOO....
Too bad there are not a lot more people with your thoughts....
Wednesday 15 July
By dawn_74
Bev and others-
How sad...
People with true morals don't feel a need to impose them upon others, but live them in their own life. I have yet to meet anyone so judgemental who knows so little about another and their situation that they would comment about it in public who is such a good person themselves.
I feel terribly sorry for you and those in your life whom you poision with your negative energy.
Wednesday 15 July
By ss
some people are so quick to judge on someone elses life saying they have LOW MORALS AND VALUES, do you even know them? most people can't afford to bring a child into this world let alone take care of it. she seems to have that covered so really whats your problem!! you don't have to be married to have or love a child. the reason why our world is going down the tube is close minded judgemental people looking down their noses like you. If you wanna comment on something worthwhile where your opinion might matter cnn has a website!
Wednesday 15 July
By stacy
Bev, I just want to commend you or what you said. The world around us is so morally sick, and they don't see it. You are not judging. People always throw that line up, when it hits home. Family is God's arrangement, and anything that is of God, Satan tries to tear down. He blindly fools people into thinking that it is right to do things that we know deep down or morally wrong. We tend to use the excuse that times have changed. Times may have changed, but God has not, and his principles has not. Having children out of wedlock is morally wrong, having sex before marriage is morally wrong, and the subject of the nude picture is morally wrong. Now are we perfect? No, we are not perfect. No one is. But just because you say it is wrong is not judging, it is telling the truth. The thing about God is he knows about everyone's situation, and he forgives. But you keep your values and just because it is 2009, does not mean that your values are out of date and wrong.
Wednesday 15 July
By jess
Why can't people just live their own lives how they want? Not everyone believes in a religion... Actually, this isn't even about religion!!!! So i don't know why people are bringing the subject up. It may be wrong through Christians eyes but everyone has their opinion. Sure you are entitled to it, but you can begrudge someone because they don't share the same beliefs as you. This is 2009 NOW! Times have changed! Get over it and keep your opinions to yourself. If someone wants to start a family with the person they love... LET THEM in peace! Don't judge because they are "morally incorrect"
Wednesday 15 July
By Jenna
You conservatives don't want us to have abortions but you don't want us to have kids out of wedlock. Guess what? Accidents happen, and a baby is a marvelous accident.
My bastard child and I will be very happy. :)
Wednesday 15 July
By Rosi
You're so right Bev. Another person thinking only of herself, not the child. It's a very self-centered world we live in today. I think that's why so many people are unhappy. "To honor diversity" we are merely validating diviants. There are no values, responsibilities nor consequences for your own actions. Blame games and litigation are tools for monetary advancement instead of hard work and a job well done reward. Our forefathers are crying!
Wednesday 15 July
By Howard
Your right. Now that I have seen these partially naked mothers on the cover of magazines I think I am going to go have 30 children and with that 29 abortions. I think I'm going to save one child so I can teach him or her to beat up other children while worshiping satin. Of course I would have been a much better father if I had stayed with his child molesting mother. Don't worry, I promise to throw him down the stairs and out the door so that he can go to school and learn all about, "good old fashioned family values."