You've probably thought about how much it would suck to be blind. But have you ever thought about how much it would suck to be blind and horny?

Lud Romano, creator of erotic audio-book company Clickforeplay, has the blind libido close to his heart. At least since he figured out women weren't really into his erotic audio dramas, but the market for pornographic materials for the visually disabled was remarkably sparse.

After listening to a few free downloads, we're not sure actually sure they could arouse anyone. (Sample dialogue: "When I give my guy a handjob, I put some lube on my hands.") But far be it from us to discriminate against disabled masturbation, but wouldn't it be easier just to listen to the sweet slaps and grunts of regular porn?

Either way, there's got to be some use for Clickforeplay in the world of embarrassing your co-workers.