In what may be the weirdest case of Stockholm Syndrome on record, a group of shark attack survivors is in Washington this week, hoping to lobby Congress to protect the very animals that maimed them. Members say their traumatic encounters with sharks have forged a strong and forgiving bond with the fierce predators of the sea. Debbie Salamone, whose Achilles tendon was snapped after a shark bit her heel in Florida, organized the group of fellow victims to help pass a Senate bill that would restrict fishing for sharks, many species of which are now classified as threatened.
"We're seriously scarred," she said. "Some of us are missing limbs, and we have every right to hate sharks. I think the message is: If we can see the value in saving sharks, everyone should."
The International Shark Attack File says that shark bites in the United States are extremely rare. There have been an average of 43 per year since 2000, and the odds of an attack are 1 in every 11.5 million beach visits. At the same time, the practice of "finning" -- in which fishermen cut off a shark's fin and toss the rest overboard -- is on the rise to meet the demand for shark-fin soup in Asia. The shark attack survivors are hoping to ban the practice in the U.S.
We imagine that when it comes to animal attacks, there is a direct relationship between willingness to forgive an the offending creature and how freakin' awesome you sound telling the story afterward.
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Thursday 16 July
By Connor
The leader's name is Torso Jones.
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Friday 17 July
By Leslie
The two links at the bottom both go to I-am-bored, not cracked.
Friday 17 July
By Rose
I tryed shark soup in Germany in the late early' 80's what an awful soup taste like jaws ate everything in the ocean and on land too. Smelly gross, foul tasting soup.
Kill all sharks! Do they serve a purpose in the ocean besides swim and eat?
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Friday 17 July
By Barb719
Sharks are the apex predator in the ocean, without them, the entire balance of the ecosystem is upset. We are noticing an upsurge in the sepcies predated by sharks normally, squid being a big one. Look at the news today about the squid problem in the Pacific. When you take away one whole species, all other have been placed in peril.
And yes, I'm a Marine Biologist.
Friday 17 July
By Kaylee
if sharks are gone, then this world wont opperate anymore. sharks keep the world going.
doesnt anyone realize that this world needs sharks? and yes, they are scary and terrifying and huge but there beautiful. and u no, tigers, lions, bears,and gian squids are pretty scary too! spiders are even really scary but we dont say to kill all of them, do we? right now, they're are sociaties trying to save tigers! because they are endangered, even though if you were face to face with one, it would probably kill you, we are still trying to save them! so why is it so wrong to try to save the sharks? i love sharks. they are my favourite animal. they are gorgeous. so interesting too! and some people actually cut off there fins for soup and then just throw the sharks back into the water. if sharks cant keep moving forward, they die. so lets say a group of people that collect shark fins for soup cut of 100 fins. thats 50 sharks that just died. they drown. they just die. isnt it horrible? it makes me sick! it makes me cry! its terrible! SAVE THE SHARKS! I LOVE THEM! they are amazing. STOP KILLING THEM! respect them! love them! they keep this world going! they are a part of nature! and everything in nature has a reason to be here! they weren't just made to kill! so i say LEAVE THE SHARKS ALONE! HELP THEM! DONT KILL THEM!
this was written by a 13 year old girl.
and if a 13 yr old girl can have so much compassion for sharks,even when she was one yr old, cant you?
Friday 17 July
By Lucinda
If we continue to mess with our ecosystem as we are currently doing, our future looks bleak. Most people don't get how endangering an animal species can affect the whole planet, and that is what scares the heck out of me.
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Friday 17 July
By kKaren
Another example of uneducated,superstitious people killing for no reason. Same reason they kill rhinoceros for aphrodisiac from ground up horn,or kill tigers for aphrodisiac powers of tiger pen-s. Ridiculous.Do all you people know that after they cut off the shark fins(while alive on deck)they throw them back in the water? Sharks cannot SWIM without their fins! They sink and drown. How sick is that? Countries where a people as a whole, show no concern for animals are most likely to be in countries where there is little concern for HUMANS! There is a strong connection here.
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Friday 17 July
By ehove
To all the haters of anything & everything... Free your mind, and your A** will follow...
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Friday 17 July
By sharkdiver
As a scuba diver who regularly dives with sharks in both aquarium and open water settings, I have to say that they are probably one of the most fascinating group of animals on the planet! I have never felt threatened by their presence, as I do not take part in encouraging feeding behaviors when I dive (chumming, feeding at regular times to entertain tourists, etc.) Most sharks just cruise around or rest when we are diving. Of course, people have to be careful and obey basic saftey rules like not swimming during sunrise and sunset, or while bleeding. As far as wholesale killing of any animal goes, its a bad idea. Killing sharks just because you are afraid of them is wrong. If you are that concerned for your safety, don't swim in the ocean, and don't lobby for something you obviously don't understand!
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Friday 17 July
By wes
I have eaten shark and it is very good. I say shark should be the NEW CHICKEN OF THE SEA!
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Friday 17 July
By scarey
Rose...could you POSSIBLY be any more ignorant than what your comment says about you??? Read Barb719's comment, then go get an education before you open your mouth again and remember: It's better to keep you mouth shut and let people THINK you are stupid, than to open it and PROVE it!!!
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Friday 17 July
By laura
Animal rights activists have taken too many things to extreem. They dehumanize human beings, and humanize animals. This is stupid and the next amalic.
I lived in Florida, and the animal rights activists went crazy to save alligators. Now the alligator population is so out of control, that you will find alligators all over the place where children play. Every time it rains, there are alligators all over parking lots, etc. The lakes are overfull, it is not safe to swim, fish, or even hike near fresh water. It is totally out of control!!
Same with the sharks. They used to be around but not so much and not attacking. Now, every time we go to the beach, they are everywhere. It is so scary to swim now. Totally out of control!! There is no damn shortage of sharks!! Why not save the baby humans???
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Friday 17 July
By Kerri
What are they banning together for... how to swim with the sharks next time, and not attacked?
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Friday 17 July
By brad
hay flipper,Clap for me.
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