Don't tell us you missed the Summer Redneck Games? Such a shame, we hear East Dublin, Ga., is lovely this time of year. Held this past week, the annual event has everything from mud diving to Confederate flag bikinis to people being proudly toothless, the Redneck Games seem the perfect thing to take your mind off your summertime blues. We hope you make it out there next year, in the meantime, check out the highlights, after the jump.

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    EAST DUBLIN, GEORGIA - JULY 11: A contestant throws a near ringer in the "Redneck Horseshoe" game during the 13th Annual Summer Redneck Games July 11, 2009 in East Dublin, Georgia. Started in 1996 as a spoof for the summer Olympics held in Atlanta, the games feature bobbing for pigs feet, hub cap hurling and the mud pit belly flop contest for trophies. (Photo by Stephen Morton/Getty Images)

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    EAST DUBLIN, GEORGIA - JULY 11: Lacey Pearce (L) and Chrystal Petersen (R) of Atlanta, Georgia wrestle in river near the 13th Annual Summer Redneck Games July 11, 2009 in East Dublin, Georgia. Started in 1996 as a spoof for the summer Olympics held in Atlanta, the games feature bobbing for pigs feet, hub cap hurling and the mud pit belly flop contest for trophies. (Photo by Stephen Morton/Getty Images)

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    EAST DUBLIN, GEORGIA - JULY 11: "Redneck Horseshoe" winner Ryan "Iceberg" Berg of Flovilla, Georgia, celebrates with the crowd his winning throw during the 13th Annual games July 11, 2009 in East Dublin, Georgia. Started in 1996 as a spoof for the summer Olympics held in Atlanta, the games feature bobbing for pigs feet, hub cap hurling and the mud pit belly flop contest for trophies. (Photo by Stephen Morton/Getty Images)

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    EAST DUBLIN, GEORGIA - JULY 11: L-Bow shows contestants how not to throw a ringer in the Redneck Horseshoe game during the 13th Annual Summer Redneck Games July 11, 2009 in East Dublin, Georgia. Started in 1996 as a spoof for the summer Olympics held in Atlanta, the games feature bobbing for pigs feet, hub cap hurling and the mud pit belly flop contest for trophies. (Photo by Stephen Morton/Getty Images)

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    EAST DUBLIN, GEORGIA - JULY 11: Eric Outler, last years winner in the "Redneck Horseshoes", taunts the crowd before his throw during the 13th Annual games July 11, 2009 in East Dublin, Georgia. Started in 1996 as a spoof for the summer Olympics held in Atlanta, the games feature bobbing for pigs feet, hub cap hurling and the mud pit belly flop contest for trophies. (Photo by Stephen Morton/Getty Images)

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    EAST DUBLIN, GEORGIA - JULY 11: Decked out in her favorite Confederate Flag bathing suit a woman holds a beer during the 13th Annual Summer Redneck Games July 11, 2009 in East Dublin, Georgia. Started in 1996 as a spoof for the summer Olympics held in Atlanta, the games feature bobbing for pigs feet, hub cap hurling and the mud pit belly flop contest for trophies. (Photo by Stephen Morton/Getty Images)

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    EAST DUBLIN, GEORGIA - JULY 11: Arm pit serenade winner Aubrey Matthews performs his best song during the 13th Annual Summer Redneck Games July 11, 2009 in East Dublin, Georgia. Started in 1996 as a spoof for the summer Olympics held in Atlanta, the games feature bobbing for pigs feet, hub cap hurling and the mud pit belly flop contest for trophies. (Photo by Stephen Morton/Getty Images)

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    EAST DUBLIN, GEORGIA - JULY 11: Billy and Rhonda Wood of Milleageville, Georgia dance to live music during the 13th Annual Summer Redneck Games July 11, 2009 in East Dublin, Georgia. Started in 1996 as a spoof for the summer Olympics held in Atlanta, the games feature bobbing for pigs feet, hub cap hurling and the mud pit belly flop contest for trophies. (Photo by Stephen Morton/Getty Images)

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    EAST DUBLIN, GEORGIA - JULY 11: Pat Jones competes in the Mud Pit Bellyflop contest during the 13th Annual Summer Redneck Games July 11, 2009 in East Dublin, Georgia. Jones won the event for the first time. Started in 1996 as a spoof for the summer Olympics held in Atlanta, the games feature bobbing for pigs feet, hub cap hurling and the mud pit belly flop contest for trophies. (Photo by Stephen Morton/Getty Images)

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    EAST DUBLIN, GEORGIA - JULY 11: Mascot Preston Wright lights the ceremonial torch to kick off the 13th Annual Summer Redneck Games July 11, 2009 in East Dublin, Georgia. Started in 1996 as a spoof for the summer Olympics held in Atlanta, the games feature bobbing for pigs feet, hub cap hurling and the mud pit belly flop contest for trophies. (Photo by Stephen Morton/Getty Images)

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