
GadgetCrave recently mused about the imminent transition from trackpad to touch screen, making the all-purpose HP Business Tablet the type of gadget we all may be tapping on in the future. For the sake of discussion, let's say you have a chance to touch that tablet now. Would you take one over an opportunity to get close with the sultry Chive girl Bianca Balti?
Business Tablet
Pro: Full keyboard functionality and stylus scribbling.
Con: Will get scratched, dropped, abused like nobody's business.
Pro: Beefy processor, lots of hard-drive space, thin and under 4 lbs.
Con: Will be replaced by something cooler in six months.
Bianca Balti
Pro: An Italian supermodel who likes bowling? She's perfect.
Con: Likes "Pride and Prejudice." No, not the one with zombies.
Pro: Wouldn't you just once like to date a girl who lives in New York, Paris, London and Milan?
Con: Will be replaced by the next hot model in six months.
After the jump, we have another Balti pic to aid your decision.



























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Tuesday 04 August
By charles Haynes
I do not belive I would care about getting any work done.
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Sunday 09 August
By alex
I personally would prefer Bianca Balti. I'd pose her in an alluring position and stand her next to my television set. During dinner, if she asked for food, I'd say, "Aww, look, she thinks she's people."
Seriously, though, this kind of question doesn't objectify women at all. You are an awesome person, G. By which I mean, you're a wet fart.
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Friday 07 August
By Danni
Guys, you need a cooler gadget. She's winning, no contest.
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Friday 07 August
By Leon Stark
I am torn! Elecrtonics do not care who touches them and the possibilities of use to an inventor/ writer/ tech addict are vast.
Bianca Balti is a very beautiful lady, but would she want me to touch her. I would be kind and gentle, but would she want me.
I would leave the machine for the model, if the model would have me. But both are seriously tempting to me. IMnsHO.
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Friday 28 August
By Nadia
Leon, you're adorable...
Friday 07 August
By Jim Cooper
Obviously, based on the results of the vote, we have almost exactly 13% gay men on this forum. I'm sure even the women woudl rather touch the model.
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Friday 11 September
By ani
I am a woman, with a boyfriend that I care about deeply, but if I could choose, I would choose Bianca, without doubt or hesitation. I should probably say something about objectifying women, and all that, but I'm having trouble thinking clearly when I see those pictures!
Friday 07 August
By Erik
A HP Buisness Tablet PC vs just getting to touch a female.
This is pretty insulting in my opinion and anyone who would chose to simply TOUCH a female over a ~$2k item is stupid and desperate.
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Friday 28 August
By Nadia
Erik, good point but I'm fairly certain they think the touching would be on a regular basis.
:)
Friday 28 August
By HSZNY
Duh uh......
Tuesday 01 September
By adada
hahaha
Friday 07 August
By Jonathan
I voted the tablet, but only because I'm gay.
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Friday 11 September
By Bernie
wow...I voted for the tablet b/c one stupid touch of the model isn't good enough for me it's not like I can go out with her and have a romantic time physical/emotional...just one stupid touch, STUPID!!! lol
Saturday 08 August
By Ben
I go with the tablet, unhealthily scrawney women turn me off. I think the tablet is less likely to snap in half than her
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Wednesday 09 September
By Fred
Ben-Scrawny just is not a word that comes to mind while feasting my eyes on this goddess.
Stunning, yes!
Scrawny, no!
Beauty that takes a man's breath away and makes him do crazy things!!
Saturday 08 August
By Seo
This gadget has a major coolness deficiency... find something better you guys.
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Sunday 09 August
By Ronnie
Definately the TouchScreen. Ive wanted one of those things for quite a while.
Heck, id take it rather than kissing her anyday.
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Sunday 09 August
By 852derek852
I'd take the tablet over her any day. For me intelligence is a sexual trait along with tits and ass.
... Still single ladies
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Sunday 09 August
By Joeza
Either way they'll be outdated soon enough and you'll just want to trade in for a newer model.
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Monday 10 August
By Sparta 16
This is an easy one. I already got a HP Business Touchscreen.
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