Jul 22nd 2009 By G Xavier Robillard

Touchy Feely -- HP Business Tablet or Bianca Balti?

GadgetCrave recently mused about the imminent transition from trackpad to touch screen, making the all-purpose HP Business Tablet the type of gadget we all may be tapping on in the future. For the sake of discussion, let's say you have a chance to touch that tablet now. Would you take one over an opportunity to get close with the sultry Chive girl Bianca Balti?

Business Tablet
Pro: Full keyboard functionality and stylus scribbling.
Con: Will get scratched, dropped, abused like nobody's business.
Pro: Beefy processor, lots of hard-drive space, thin and under 4 lbs.
Con: Will be replaced by something cooler in six months.

Bianca Balti
Pro: An Italian supermodel who likes bowling? She's perfect.
Con: Likes "Pride and Prejudice." No, not the one with zombies.
Pro: Wouldn't you just once like to date a girl who lives in New York, Paris, London and Milan?
Con: Will be replaced by the next hot model in six months.

After the jump, we have another Balti pic to aid your decision.

Tags: Bianca Balti - BiancaBalti - business tablet - BusinessTablet - hewlett packard - HewlettPackard - hp

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Friday 11 September

By P

Neutral

Good one. If touching her also included getting to go to Milan, etc. I would go with her, if not, I want the computer. But, I'm a girl and done that...it's called college.

Tuesday 11 August

By Josephine

Highest Rank

I'm a girl and straight. It's no competition: I'd take the lovely Ms. Balti.

Wednesday 12 August

By ShearMe

Neutral

Turn the Hp's cons into pros for the lady:

Con: Will get scratched, dropped, abused like nobody's business. (OH-YEAH)
Con: Will be replaced by something cooler in six months. (Meaning you'd have a better chance.)

Saturday 15 August

By mage0213

Lowest Ranked

Give me the girls LOL she looks more fun than an emotionless PC touch screen ROTFLMAO :)

Friday 28 August

By Nadia

Neutral

Actually, both products look pretty emotionless to me.

Monday 17 August

By bobo

Neutral

this is crazy

Wednesday 26 August

By Bang

Neutral

I voted for the tablet. She's too skinny and flat chested.

Thursday 27 August

By Jon

Neutral

I would take her if I could and would want to do more than touch.....lock me up in a room with her and I would die like a male praying mantis....an electronic tablet? How dare one put some inanimate worthless object up for a vote against this goddess? Nothing can compare to the beauty of the human female.

Friday 11 September

By Bernie

Neutral

I know right nothing can compare to the beauty of the human female, just tell the dumb gays...I mean how can you not like a female after seeing one like this or even hotter!!! Oh well more for us hahaha

Sunday 30 August

By steve

Neutral

The HP wont chat on me. It wont say no. It wont have a monthly period. It wont get pregnant. It wont reject me. It doesnt care what Im wearing or who Im with or where. It wont get moody and temperamental. It wont run off with some guy unless its stolen. It wont get grey with age. It wont snap at me for no reason. It wont make unreasonable demands on me.

Easy choice.

Friday 11 September

By ani

Neutral

I think the question was which you would rather *touch*....

Sunday 30 August

By steve

Neutral

thats 'cheat'. It also wont care if i cant spell.

Sunday 30 August

By debbywantstomakehubbyhappy

Neutral

hell send me a Hp with her Pic as wrapping paper baby! I'll give my husband the pic...and I'll suffer with the HP! I know......I'm a giving wife!
Also I can write a bathroom story to go with, scribble it right to you! Now THAT is a good muti-tasking wife!

Friday 04 September

By debbywantstomakehubbyhappy

Neutral

Send one to her, she's only doing it for her husband. We need good people to recieve things, just because she's only thinking of her husband.
God she's so nice!