Yesterday was Sarah Palin's last day as Governor of Alaska, and while she was swearing in new Governor Sean Parnell, one question was on the minds of all Americans: What job will Sarah Palin quit next?

Even though David Letterman got himself into deep trouble by suggesting a career in slutty aviation for the Wasilla Thrilla, we here at Asylum feel duty-bound to lend a helping hand. After the jump, some suggestions that we feel make use of the now-former-governor's unique skillset. We also welcome your suggestions, either in the comments or on the Twitter #Palinsnewjob hashtag.



NHL Commissioner

Despite less-than-warm feelings from some hockey fans, this job would be a natural for Palin. Instead of being a "hockey mom," she could be hockey's actual mom.

Starting Pitcher

The former governor certainly knows how to throw a curveball, and this is one job where it's OK to leave after six innings.

Klondike Bar Spokesperson

This would be a great twin-killing for Palin, as she could earn some coin, while finally giving a rational explanation for her resignation. She did it for a Klondike Bar!

Tina Fey Impersonator

Palin would make an excellent substitute for the sexy "30 Rock" star, and who wouldn't want to see her play against liberal firebrand Alec Baldwin? Plus, can you say catchphrase? I can see Hoboken from my house!

Anti-Porn Star

As a way of capitalizing on the popularity of "Who's Nailin' Paylin?", the sexiest ex-governor in the U.S. could star in a series of anti-porn films. No matter how many surprise pizza deliveries or sweaty, shirtless gardeners show up, Palin spreads her ... message of abstinence.

Naughty Librarian

Let's face it, Sarah Palin has that studious look we all want in a librarian, but her maverick streak would lead to all kinds of mischief. Putting cookbooks in the Biography section, sticking "kick me" signs onto random customers, playing "card catalog poker" -- oh, the fun would never end.

Personal Shopper

Say what you will about Sarah Palin, she always looks like $150,000, even without the RNC's help. She could help the party save a lot of bread on their next VP candidate.

Top Chef

It's my understanding that Palin can see a restaurant from her house, so naturally, she's a culinary expert.

President of the United States

OK, that one was a joke.



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