Our happy hour fact to amaze your drinking buddies with.

Female red wine drinkers have a stronger sex drive than those who prefer other drinks or don't drink at all.

Italian researchers had women take the Female Sexual Function Index, a test used to asses sexual health, and found that moderate red wine drinkers scored consistently higher than teetotalers or those who prefer another alcoholic beverage.

Scientists aren't exactly sure why this is, but one theory is that the antioxidants in red wine act to widen blood vessels, allowing more blood flow to "key" areas.

With this knowledge, we pray to the god Dionysus to keep thy Trader Joe's shelves robust with Two-Buck Chuck.

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