There is no touchier topic to discuss in America than race. Just ask Barack Obama, who is supposedly an expert at doing so, yet made a mess of his first presidential foray into black/white relations at a press conference last week.

So thank goodness for Glenn Beck, who is just as willing to dispense with the frank racial talk as he is to go on television and speak words that don't make sense when strung together.

After the jump, Glenn Beck's latest logic twister leaves even his Fox News cohorts baffled.