There's not an office drone alive who hasn't shaken a fist in the air and yelled "Khan!!!" upon learning that his employer had finally gotten its act together and installed an Internet filter. Most corporate executives don't realize that we need to offset each TPS report with a clip of people nailing themselves in the genitals with fireworks.

Hopefully, you'll be gratified to know that, aside from an elite team of "new media" specialists, White House staffers suffer under the same draconian strictures as we do. Asylum has learned that White House staffers can't access Twitter, Facebook, personal email or a host of other Internet time-wasters.

How far up the ladder do these restrictions go? After the jump, see the Obama administration heavy hitter who exposed this satisfying nugget.





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