There's one way to ensure that some kid in your family born 200 years from now will have nightmares, and that way is an urn that resembles your head. Cremation Solutions is offering this lovely option, which involves constructing an urn made to look like you from a photograph. For $2,600, you get the full size. A keepsake size costs $600.
Important note from the manufacturer: "The personal urn does not come with hair." That's right, it's the Lex Luthor version of you. You have to love the expression on this guy's face -- he's so at peace, and slightly surprised. We're thinking auto-erotic asphyxiation.
Of course, the alternative is to make arrangements with the local taxidermist to have your actual head preserved and tastefully mounted.


























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Monday 03 August
By Heavytoka
I am so going to do this! I wonder if they can put a motion sensor in to make my eyes blink lol
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Monday 03 August
By CarneyUGVC
This is utterly bizarre! I might check this out seeing as the no-hair look is kinda my think haha
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Monday 03 August
By JT
The weird thing is That one even looks like me!
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Friday 29 January
By yourfuneralguy
Funeral industry going crazy because it is in decline.
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