With hopes of reducing butt size in the U.K., the British Food Standards Agency is asking companies to manufacture butt-enlarging foods in smaller portions. Cadbury candy bars will come in 40-gram sizes (down from 49); Mars Bars in 50 (down from 58); sodas in 250-ml. sizes (down from 330); and butts in "Wow, that's big" (down from "Holy God, that's thing's going to eat me").