When we first saw that Domino's was doing its part to celebrate President Barack Obama's birthday with free Chocolate Lava Crunch Cake today, we were proud of the drab pizza chain for finally stepping out of the shadow of Pizza Hut.

But the more we thought about it, the more we began to wonder, how come Domino's isn't giving away pizza, its signature product? Or pasta bowls, its other signature? Instead, they're giving away CHOCOLATE cake. Look Domino's, we all know Obama is black. Does that mean the guy can't enjoy some delicious Cinna Stix?