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Perhaps we didn't fully explore Drank, the 16-ounce "anti-energy" drink, before starting an extremely nerdy Twitter feud with the company that produces the grape-flavored beverage. (Actually, we still maintain that they started it.)

But now people are comparing the effects of Drank, which contains melatonin, valerian root and rose hips, to that of marijuana, dubbing it "weed in a can." Drank's spokesperson rejects the link to the illegal drug, and claims the beverage has no "adverse effects."

That's just because nobody has had a Drank too many and absentmindedly blown through a red light at seven mph. Yet.