Yesterday, Miss Black USA was crowned. But since Shayna Yvonne Rudd at no point tripped during the ceremony -- and has yet to weigh in on a controversial social issue or get busted for drunk driving or drugs -- there has been little media coverage of the 23-year-old's victory.We hate it when a good-looking woman goes unnoticed, so here is Miss Rudd's photo. (Message to Miss Black USA Pageant Web site administrators: Use BIGGER pictures.)
After the jump, we have more pageant-confirmed beauties that you may have missed.
18-year old Harrison, N.Y., high school senior Christina Marraccini is 2009's Miss Italia USA. She will now travel to the motherland to compete against other Miss Italias and get groped by old men in clubs.
Since we're doing the ethnic thing, here's reigning Miss Latina Delisi Duarte. OK, she looks good. But is she wise?
Maegen Ridley, Miss Rodeo America 2009, could lasso our steer anytime. (If you know what we mean.)
Shannon McAnally is quite attractive by most standards, but we're not quite sure she can to pull off the lofty title of "America's Perfect Miss." The pageant will try again next week when they crown the 2009 winner.
While we were just going to limit this to American competitions, we feel Rachel Burr, who won Australia's "Face of Origin" pageant deserves to be recognized. And not just for her face.
Miss Hawaiian Tropic's emphasis on coconut-oil-covered flesh makes it our favorite beauty pageant. 2009 winner Arielle Reitsma hails from Cape Cod -- which may well be the opposite of Hawaii.

























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Tuesday 11 August
By rastaman832003
OK...WTF...so because i dont have a popular opinion th Asylum decides to not show my last post? Fuck you Asylum...everything i said in that post was true and was well thought out. Its bullshit that you censor me because you dont like what i have to say. Fuck You!!!!!
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Sunday 16 August
By secretlybrilliant
So black people can be in "white people" pagents, can white people be in black people pagents? Why is there a black people pagent anyway. That chick is pretty, can't she just be Miss USA instead of miss black USA. The whole thing is stupid.
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Wednesday 19 August
By Ron
Beauty is only skin deep---UGLY goes clear to the bone.
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Wednesday 19 August
By Like no Other
I think all these women are pretty I don't care what race there are and the "Miss Black USA is so stupid should of just put Miss USA I'm so tried of this race crap. It needs to be put to reast but it's not going to not in this life Jesus is comeing soon to show man how to rule cause man can't rule them sleves just destroy thems selevs in trying to do things with out God.
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Wednesday 02 September
By randysrt10
That is so wrong having a Miss Black America. Just because you can't compette with other groups of beautiful woman. With your hugh noses and fat asses faks hair not to mention your funkie oders,, Damn you black bitches are just plain nasty.....
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Thursday 01 October
By John
Yeah Randysrt10
And you can't wait to get your hands on one !!!
Thursday 01 October
By Roland
Y'all might as well buy blow up dolls, that's how much plastic these bitches have in their bodies. And this is as close as you'll get to 'em anyway.
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