As creators of Web content, we often contemplate what makes one offering go viral, while another goes ignored. We'd love to tell you that people want a combination of insightful writing, thought-provoking video, and well-crafted humor. However, that would be a lie. What people really want is pixelated home videos of people setting their junk ablaze, and having their "buddies" stomp it out. Yay, humanity!

Unless you have an inordinate amount of self-control, you'll want to click here to see the video after the jump.