Cuba, known for its abundance of vintage American automobiles, baseball players and Buena Vista Social Clubs, has found itself in the middle of full-blown Cuban Toilet Paper Crisis.The state-run company that manufactures the country's T.P. supply, Cimex, said they are currently unable to produce or import enough raw materials to make more toilet paper until at least December. "The corporation has taken all the steps so that at the end of the year there will be an important importation of toilet paper," said a Cimex spokesperson.
Meanwhile, President Raul Castro announced budget cuts last week that slashed imports by 20 percent. That, combined with the raw materials shortage, has led to the rapid disappearance of toilet paper from store shelves.
Until more supplies are produced, citizens are encouraged to conserve toilet paper by tearing off fewer squares, switching from two-ply to one-ply or using cigar wrappers.
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Monday 10 August
By JAN
Poor cubans!!!
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Monday 10 August
By CeegarRapper
Toilet Paper??? We dont need no stinking toilet paper
Monday 10 August
By Frank
Decades of embargoes that didn't work, but Obama gets them right where it counts in the first few months.
Monday 10 August
By joe
NO SHIT!
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Monday 10 August
By Grunts
Break out the brown paper bags!
Monday 10 August
By Cheryl
LMFAO!! Talk about a Cuban Missle Crisis!!
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Monday 10 August
By Meghan
LMAO that was good Cheryl!
Monday 10 August
By Jonathan
I always thought that tp rolls should come in various widths, according to your "size". How about saving by just cutting all the rolls in half?
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Monday 10 August
By Steve
I guess they're just $hit outta luck.
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Monday 10 August
By maude tyler
As silly as this story sounds- several years ago when friends went to Cuba to visit relatives, toilet paper was an issue then. They were staying in a hotel and always tried to take some of the toilet paper from the hotel to their relatives.
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Monday 10 August
By maudetyler
Five or six years ago a friend took her family to Cuba to meet her relatives. Toilet paper was scarce then. She was staying in a hotel and took toilet paper from the hotel to give to her relatives.
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Monday 10 August
By Steve
No worries for a lot of them. Their backsides will be clean as a whistle by the time they're done swimming to Miami anyway...
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Monday 10 August
By JEE
LMAO, Your right about that. Now thats funny!
Monday 10 August
By Debra
It really STINKS to fall BEHIND on your PAPERWORK.
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Monday 10 August
By Vilma
There hasnt been Toilet Paper in Cuba for years!!
The communist leaders are the ones that use it, so i guess now they've runned out (doubt it).
Cubans use books, newspapers or washable cloths. Its really sad...
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Monday 10 August
By davidson
Good one LOL !!!
Saturday 29 August
By James
runned out? Idiot
Tuesday 11 August
By Spaceman Eddie
Sorry, Fidel. We don't have a square to spare.
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Monday 10 August
By Betty
Oh well, it looks like they're almost wiped out.
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Monday 10 August
By Steve
It doesn't take a whiz to figure out that this will be double trouble for the ladies.
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