They say the key to a healthy relationship is listening to your partner. Never has this been made so starkly evident as in the sad but hilarious story of JD and Em, which is currently burning up the Internet. While JD claims he talked extensively with his girlfriend about the two-week backpacking trip he was about to take in Europe, she didn't seem to get the message. Below, read the highlights of the two-week chain of unanswered e-mails in which she gets angrier and angrier at his lack of response.
Friday June 1
Hey hun, me again. Tried calling your cell a few times today but it kept going right to voicemail. You're not screening me are you?;)
Sunday, June 3
Why are you not responding to my calls and emails? Where are you?! I waited all night for you to get in touch with me. I'm not happy here babe.
Tuesday June 5
Why are you avoiding me? You're not answering your cell, you won't return my texts.... JD wtf?! I know you're around! Your friend jeremy is such a bullsh***er. When he said he hadn't seen you all weekend I could hear you talking in the background
As JD checks out the old world, the poor guy gets dumped, taken back dumped again and cheated on -- all unbeknownst to him.
Tuesday, June 5
We're through... don't call me, don't text me, don't bother now. You'll never know what you lost, I was the one, and now I feel sorry for you because you'll never have that again. I feel so sorry for you, ha ha ha.
Sunday June 10
Remember that friend of mine that you were jealous of who I said that nuffin ever will happen with well I was crying with him about you and he told me how amazing I was, how he always though so and so I f*****d him to show you I'm right! Now who's the stupid one?
Tuesday June 12
I'm mad and hurt right now. I really felt something between us and now you've gone and thrown it all away and I have no idea why. . . . I know you'll call me tonight. We have a lot to discuss. A lot of bad and good. It may not change things and we may still be broken up, but you at least owe me a conversation. A chance.
Thursday June 14
I tried to reach out to you JD, I really did. But I take back all those nice things I said. I'm glad we're broken up. ... I pretended so many times to like the stupid shows you like, to watch the stupid movies you like, to enjoy spending time with your asinine friends. I've moved on.
The day before JD gets home, Em finally manages to get in touch with his mom, who informs her that he is, in fact, on vacation.
Thursday June 14
subject: OPEN FIRST!!! DO NOT READY ANY OTHER EMAILS!!!
If you love me, you will delete every email I've sent you over the past week without reading it.
JD reads the e-mails, effectively ending their relationship.
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Wednesday 12 August
By Kim
Any male, "friend" or not, would "pump" mostly anything. Now who are the real sluts here?
Tuesday 11 August
By Heavytoka
That was hilarious!
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Wednesday 12 August
By Blurgle
If this isn't all faked, then yes this is hilarious. (And since I think I've met someone who was this much of an insecure nutjob, I have no problem believing it's true).
Now are there guys just as insecure, sure. But regardless, if someone is this insecure, they need to look at WHY they are in a relationship if they can't trust the other parter, if they don't automatically just assume the worst.
To Kim, who posted this: "Any male, "friend" or not, would "pump" mostly anything. Now who are the real sluts here?" my reply to her: Uh-huh. I'm not saying it's right for a guy to be "slutty", but maybe you need to stop assuming. PLENTY of guys aren't sluts either, just like PLENTY of girls aren't sluts. Kim, maybe you fall into the category of "insecure nutjob" if you're willing to automatically label every guy as a slut instead of assuming that each person, male or female should be judged on their own merits, not basic assumptions and past experience.
Wednesday 12 August
By Richard
It's more sad than anything else. What kind of relationships are there out there where you can get dumped and cheated on in the course of a week vacation?
Wednesday 12 August
By stramm1965
Blurgle,
Are you a THERAPIST or something..lol
Wednesday 12 August
By Barbara
This sounds like a fake to me but if it's true I understand how not hearing from someone would be upsetting and frightening so I can sympathize with her though she did go psycho for nothing but I can tell you that I had a boyfriend who after 8 months of dating exclusively slowing began to disappear, calling less and less until I was down to text msgs and quick phone calls only then I broke up with him. We never did have that last conversation, I simply got an email one day weeks later. Truth be told I'dve too put my bets on the fact that the guy's a bad breaker upper rather than some other more positive explanation though this time I'd have been wrong. Question is, how long does a person in this situation wait for a phone call, a week, a month, more, two week is a long time to me?? Hindsight is always 20/20.
Wednesday 12 August
By Rachel
Hurricanepb,
While I also disagree with Kim, the comment you made is hateful to women. I am sorry you feel that way. Men and women have equal responsibility for their actions. I am sorry that you do not feel that men are evolved or intelligent enough to take part in the decision of whether or not to have sex. I happen to think more highly of most men. The responsibility does not fall solely on the woman. Perhaps you need to evolve a bit. Your attitude toward both men and women is quite unfortunate.
Wednesday 12 August
By Barb
Hey!!! I just got rid of a nutcase just like that one. You are wayyyy better off without that one. Good riddance to trash.
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Wednesday 12 August
By lizsert
He is fortunate to be rid of her. She sounds like a wingnut. Why wasn't she concerned about his safety? She jumped right in to accuse and berate-not a good relationship anyway.
Wednesday 12 August
By Monty
Why is monogomous such a bad thing - having ,holding and loving are the binding things in a relationship
Wednesday 12 August
By Mary
I think if she really trusted and loved him as she said she did then she should have trusted that and waited to hear from him but, on the other hand if he did not respect her enough to call or leave a note or even told her that would have solved the whole thing. If he hid it because he wanted to be alone or with the guys at least this way she would not have gotten crazy and wrote those e-mails which were probably only to piss him off so he would call. No matter I basically think there was no communications or respect between them and to me that means there could not have been love it was something else! Some people need to look up the words love and respect and not think they understand it till they find the meaning of it.
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Wednesday 12 August
By jilley
Really good movie material! *lol*
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Wednesday 12 August
By karen3480
Too bad they both didn't have AOL or Outlook she could have recalled/erased all those nasty emails.
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Wednesday 12 August
By Linda
I have aol...how do you retrieve already sent emails?
curious.
Thank you
Linda
Thursday 13 August
By Ron
Yeah, it's a real shame when women can't get away with being a self-absorbed vindictive whores. Her choices in technology are clearly the problem.
Wednesday 12 August
By mandy (:
xDDD thatt was funny. lol. shes so stupid... xD
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Thursday 13 August
By Vicky
this is the best comment on here, thanks for the laugh;-)
Wednesday 12 August
By JoanneVLavender
This guy should have dumped her. No one needs a psycho girlfriend and certainly doesn't need to take her as wife.
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Wednesday 12 August
By Bob
If she had been PRETENDING to like things he liked, it was GOOD he did not get stuck with her!-After marrying, she would have been trying to change things, resulting in problems! Good bye, B--tch!
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Wednesday 12 August
By Pendulum22
You are sooooo right. Take it from me. My soon-to-be-ex wife pretended to like the things I did and for the next 26 years tried to change every thing about me. I am the schmuck for putting up with her manipulations.