5 Incredibly Impractical Sexual Fetishes
That your dad is in to. Just kidding. (Cracked)

New Interactive Robot Chicken (Adult Swim)

Woman Stuck in Toilet For a Week (Burbia)

N00b Boyfriend, L33t Parents (College Humor)

Journalist Gets a Sperm Facial for Research. Really. Sperm. VIDEO (Buzzfeed)
Scornography
No, I don't want to hold your baby. (Lemondrop)
Worst Album Covers of 2009
Or iTunes album thumbnails, as it were.
133 Babes Doing Beer Bongs
Hot babes cooling off with beer. (CO-ED)