Ah, marriage. Along with processed meats and "The Three Stooges," it's a subject on which men and women may never agree. Few things are worse than being rejected after popping the question. Still, one valiant reader wants to know, "How should I propose to my girlfriend?" Let Asylum's token girl show you the way after the jump.
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Wednesday 12 August
By Heavytoka
Hahaha that was too good! I proposed by tying the engagement ring onto a kittens collar, gave her the kitten, waited for her to notice it, then I dropped to my knee and proposed. Corny I know, but it worked lol
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Sunday 16 August
By Dave
Why not give some good advice? Marriage is a terrible idea, it's basically giving up on life and settling for an existence that has been lived before many times.
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Wednesday 12 August
By Heavytoka
I believe that all depends on who you marry
Wednesday 12 August
By coco
When I'm at jimmy buffet's margaritaville, I'll propose to pretty much anyone.
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Wednesday 12 August
By kellyreeves05
hilar.
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Thursday 13 August
By Deborah Barker
Emily,
I love your "column"; they are all extremely witty. I thought your video on apologies was especially funny, but you're giving away all our secrets. That kind of internet info could be more dangerous in the hands of the wrong people!
lol,
Deborah
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