Not long ago, we brought you some great moments in uncensored TV-news dirty talk, but we missed an entire sub-genre of trash talk: the euphemism.

Best exemplified by David Schuster's riff on tea-party protesters, the art of slipping one past the censors is all the more awesome when it's done by an uber-hot anchor like CNN's Campbell Brown.

After the jump, see if you can figure out what Campbell Brown is trying to say about Keith Olbermann and Bill O'Reilly.



It's not just us, right? When she says "big swinging anchor," she's not making some kind of maritime wisecrack, right?

Also, as Mediaite's Steve Krakauer points out, doesn't Campbell seem to be suffering from a case of "big swinging" ratings envy worthy of Freud?

Hotness aside, we'd like to let Campbell know that not every mantastic feud boils down to a love-wand comparison. Well, maybe most, but still, it's safe to say that none of us want to envision Olbermann and O'Reilly in that kind of sword fight.