If there's one thing video games are known for, it's their misrepresentation of the female form. Play any fighting game and you'll see ladies with gravity-defying melons bigger than actual melons. It's gotten so bad that many gamers have to be sat on their parent's knee and explained that, yes, in fact, real women do have rib cages. The exploitation of pubescent males' raging hormones does, however, have its benefits. For example, you are now capable of tackling our "Guess That Chest" exam -- where your knowledge of polygonal sweater puppies will be put to the test.
Find out how you "stack" up after the jump.
Guess That Chest
Samus of Metroid
Nintendo
Felicia of DarkStalkers
Capcom
Kasumi of Dead Or Alive
Tecmo
King Hippo of Tyson's Punch Out!!
Nintendo
Tomb Raider's Lara Croft
Eidos Interactive
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Thursday 13 August
By Heavytoka
I only got 11 out of 16 right, guess I need to look at game characters chests more often lol
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Thursday 13 August
By Tyler
8 made me crack up
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Thursday 13 August
By Shendow
4 out of 16 right, I got pretty much all the old school ones no problem, BattleToad was a good game back then.
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Thursday 27 August
By Opop
The first two pictures of Samus is actually fan-art... of sorts, so credit should not go only to Nintendo. I'm sure there's a few other non-in-game pictures in the rest of the list as well.
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Saturday 29 August
By striderhamtaro
LoL great list. Holy cow that is one Hell of a suit upgrade for Samus...Personally, I think Taki has the most outrageous breasts in video game history, that I can remember anyway...
BTW, #20 is wrong. That's Pimple, not Rash. Pimple is the strongman of the group & Rash sports shades.
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