You get a call on your cell from a woman you don't know. Wrong number, it's established, yet after a bit of talking and flirting she wants to meet in a restaurant parking lot to "check each other out."Suspicious? It should have been for Andre Hayes, a key witness in a drug case.
Hayes had been cooperating with federal investigators by making undercover purchases from a drug dealer, whom he was slated to testify against in an upcoming trial. Despite this making him a pretty obvious target in a city like Washington, D.C., where witness intimidation and violence is a regular occurrence, he agreed to meet the mysterious woman.
"Andre Hayes went there because he was lured," Assistant U.S. Attorney Darlene Soltys said at a recent hearing in the District's federal court.
Nothing bad happened during Hayes's initial encounter with Tiffany Reaves, who, yes, turned out to be the indicted drug dealer's girlfriend. It was week later, after hundreds of flirtatious texts and phone conversation, and after Hayes pulled into a dark residential driveway believing he was about to rendezvous with his new lady friend, that he died in a hail of gunfire. Now Tiffany Reaves is facing the death penalty for "conspiring to obstruct justice by killing a witness."
Tragically, Hayes allowed his heart (or something like that) to make him the ultimate fool.
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Friday 14 August
By Heavytoka
That dude is a moron, if you are a federal Witness the last thing you do is meet up with someone you don't even know.
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Friday 14 August
By David
People admitted into the Federal Wittness Protection Program (F-WPP) are given fake names and lives. Presumibly, this young man thought that since he'd "left" his old identity, he was safe...
...Unfortunatly for him, arrogence can undo even the strongest protection
Friday 14 August
By Al
I actually wanted to reply to whoever left this commment, "People admitted into the Federal Wittness Protection Program (F-WPP) are given fake names and lives. Presumibly, this young man thought that since he'd "left" his old identity, he was safe"
Nothing in the article says he was a part of a Witness Protection Program - it says, "Hayes had been cooperating with federal investigators by making undercover purchases from a drug dealer, whom he was slated to testify against in an upcoming trial". Things get really twisted when people jump to conclusions - be careful.
Friday 14 August
By Mergerone
Stop disrespecting morons!!!!
Friday 14 August
By J
David, he hadn't been given a new identity. All he had received for cooperating was a reduced sentence.
Who expects to get tail off of a wrong number?
Friday 14 August
By Nickleby
Correct ... it was the last thing.
Friday 14 August
By Nickleby
Correct ... it was the last thing.
Saturday 15 August
By George W Bush
Ultra super mega dynamo DUUUHHHHHHHHH Now this takes stupid to new vistas and a higher order!!!
Saturday 15 August
By Earl
Thanks for the laugh Mergerone!
Saturday 15 August
By wreed125
Maybe he didn't get that part of the training...
Saturday 15 August
By BB
It was the last thing for him.
Saturday 15 August
By Ken Curtis
I'd like to see the law changed! Perhaps family andfriends could provide the push that is often needed for such changes and it could be called "Andre's Law." Whenever a witness is even remotely in danger why not a law that allows the testimony to be video taped, including cross examination for fairness to the accused. If anything happens to the witness then the tape is used as evidence thereby taking the advantage away from killing a witness. Anyone know how to contact Andre's kin/friends?
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Monday 31 August
By SSatinDDoll
This is a great idea.
Friday 14 August
By Denise
That's a great idea!
Friday 14 August
By LIVINLOVINIT
ABSOLUTELY!! A PERFECT IDEA. SOMEONE SHOULD SHARE THIS INFORMATION WITH HIS FAMILY AND FRIENDS LIKE YOU SUGGESTED.
Friday 14 August
By BCripp
But he was 'slated' to testify. In a case like this, the video record never comes anyway, because he was killed before the testimony. But in other cases, if the actual testimony happens, yes this would be a good idea
Friday 14 August
By Sam
The gene pool is a little safer.
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Tuesday 22 September
By Audrey
To the person that said, "The gene pool is safer now." What the hell are you talking about? Are you trying to endanger the gene pool? HOW LONG have you been waiting to squueze THAT ONE into a conversation?
Thursday 24 September
By Phred
Ok Audrey, I'll dumb it down for ya. He means the gene pool is safer now that the moron is no longer adding his moronic genes to it. So we wont be getting any more offspring from him that ask questions like, "Are you trying to endanger the gene pool?"
Saturday 15 August
By jeff
death penalty for her for sure...get me on that jury, quick. i'll kill her myself
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