We've been hearing a lot about JetBlue's all-you-can-fly pass, which for $600 lets you fly anywhere JetBlue travels as often as you like between September 8 and October 8. It sounds like a pretty cool idea, but isn't really that practical for your typical cubicle jockey. Still, we've brainstormed some situations in which this offer has real potential below: Bachelor Party
Not just a bachelor party, the bachelor party. Why settle for Vegas when the price of a flight can get you there long enough to blow half your savings, get wasted, then hop a plane to Colombia for a night of drunkenly dodging drug cartels before being whisked away to Costa Rica where you can get smashed on the beach with local monkeys?
Espionage
Daniel Craig has renewed mankind's faith in the badassery of James Bond (no offense, Mr. Brosnan), so there's no time like the present to try your hand at the same thing. The ability to hop from Montego Bay to Cancun to Newark has to be good for something, right? Get your feet wet gathering foreign intel, or just drinking martinis on the beach waiting for Halle Berry to surface. You have a month, it could happen.
Read more situations in which the JetBlue pass would come in handy after the jump.
Vigilantism
Has your family been abducted by a crack team of international terrorists, perhaps led by Gary Oldman? Normally the price of chasing them across the country might make you shrug and remarry, but with the JetBlue pass you may as well put on your grimmest Harrison Ford scowl and track them down so you can destroy the villains with your bare hands and save the day.
Fight Club
It worked for Tyler Durden, it can work for you. He had travel vouchers from his job enabling him to go from city to city every night while Ed Norton didn't suspect a thing. But if you don't have a split personality, this is your next best option to set up a nationwide chain of disaffected male-bonding and domestic-terrorism clubs.
It's Always Happy Hour Somewhere
Due to our Earth's annoying habit of constantly turning, there just aren't enough hours in the day to get things done properly sometimes. For instance, a bender. Why settle for a party on the West coast that will naturally fizzle out when "rational" people go to sleep? Now you can arrange to chase the sun as far across the planet as JetBlue's coverage allows!


























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Monday 17 August
By Heavytoka
I was thinking about getting one just to fly to Las Vegas every weekend.
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