We wondered if the introduction of bacon-flavored beer might indicated that America's tawdriest, tastiest love affair might be guttering its greasy flame. Asylum readers helpfully supplied other bacon products that may indicate that pork futures look bleak. These high cholesterol heroes take today's Noble Prize.

Heavytoka said, "I had some bacon Ice cream the other week."
jesse said, "don't forget the bacon stuff over at etsy: iPhone Bacon Case, iPod Shuffle Bacon Bits Case, Bacon and Eggs Case."
Jon said, "You missed bacon vodka."
JackPopp said, "I just bought a bacon wallet, it had to be done."
sideburns said, "What? No bacon tuxedo?"

Thanks, guys! We'll be investing heavily in sausage patties.