As it stands, the pageant is a nice reminder that while we earthlings come in different colors, shapes and national origins, we can all appreciate a woman who is willing to strut across a stage in a bathing suit and 4-inch heels. Here are this year's contestants:
America Contestants
Argentina
Johanna Lasic
Age: 23
Miss Universe
Aruba
Dianne Croes
Age: 22
Miss Universe
Bahamas
Kiara Sherman
Age: 21
Miss Universe
Bolivia
Dominique Peltier
Age: 22
Miss Universe
Brazil
Larissa Costa
Age: 25
Miss Universe
Canada
Mariana Valente
Age: 23
Miss Universe
Cayman Islands
Nicosia Lawson
Age: 26
Miss Universe
Colombia
Michelle Rouillard
Age: 20
Miss Universe
Costa Rica
Jessica Umana
Age: 21
Miss Universe
Curacao
Angenie Simon
Age: 24
Miss Universe
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"Miss Universe" may be an exaggeration, but we can't really assign it a "World Series" level of presumption until a comely lass from another planet shows her face, or whatever else would make her a contender for the intergalactic beauty crown. 








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Friday 21 August
By Jim H. Moreno
Sadly, and with much remorse, I no longer watch this. Haven't in the last 9 years or so. These women are horribly skinny for the most part, and barely indicative of what real beauty and sexiness is. It's a dreadful shame, really.
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Thursday 01 October
By al
I don't make it a practice to go to such sights, but I couldn't help but notice that a little geography lesson is in order. Kosovo is in EUROPE, not Asia and Georgia is in ASIA not Europe, but who cares, right?
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