Aug 21st 2009 By Elizabeth Brady
It's that time again -- noon on Friday, when Asylum features one of our Internet comrades. Today's special guest is @Penthouse
, our friends behind (you guessed it) Penthouse magazine's tweets.
Even when your job involves hot, nude women 24/7, there is still Twittering to be done, and @Penthouse does it seamlessly. They always provide the Twitterverse with a bevy of scintillating info and rousing pics, and we're profiling them as a gesture of gratitude. Our questions follow the usual blueprint -- they're inspired by the success of our MMA fighter interview
(which itself was based on SI's weekly cheerleader interviews). Click here
to read all about @Penthouse's penchant for Caligula and staple-free centerfolds ...
My best physical feature is:
My staple-free Pet of the Month centerfold, the highlight of my pages and pages of hot, naked chicks.If I had to watch one movie on loop forever, it would be:
"Caligula" or Patricia Arquette's scenes from "True Romance."My worst habit is:
Chronic masturbation. Wait, did I really say that out loud? Oops. I mean, being too smoking hot for most men to handle in public.Five people I'd like to have dinner with (living or dead) are:
"Mad Men"'s Joan Holloway, Scarlett Johansson, Evan Rachel Wood, Zoe Saldana and Bettie Page.If Asylum.com was an animal, it would definitely be a:
Barrel of monkeys.Asylum is to
procrastination as Penthouse is to
sex."Who is ... " is a new weekly feature that lets us profile one of our Internet friends -- a reader from Asylum.com comments, Twitter @replies, or our Facebook wall. So speak up, and lure us into your web of friendship. We'll return the favor by letting the world know who you are.