It's that time again -- noon on Friday, when Asylum features one of our Internet comrades. Today's special guest is @Penthouse, our friends behind (you guessed it) Penthouse magazine's tweets.

Even when your job involves hot, nude women 24/7, there is still Twittering to be done, and @Penthouse does it seamlessly. They always provide the Twitterverse with a bevy of scintillating info and rousing pics, and we're profiling them as a gesture of gratitude. Our questions follow the usual blueprint -- they're inspired by the success of our MMA fighter interview (which itself was based on SI's weekly cheerleader interviews).

Click here to read all about @Penthouse's penchant for Caligula and staple-free centerfolds ...

My best physical feature is: My staple-free Pet of the Month centerfold, the highlight of my pages and pages of hot, naked chicks.

If I had to watch one movie on loop forever, it would be: "Caligula" or Patricia Arquette's scenes from "True Romance."

My worst habit is: Chronic masturbation. Wait, did I really say that out loud? Oops. I mean, being too smoking hot for most men to handle in public.

Five people I'd like to have dinner with (living or dead) are: "Mad Men"'s Joan Holloway, Scarlett Johansson, Evan Rachel Wood, Zoe Saldana and Bettie Page.

If was an animal, it would definitely be a: Barrel of monkeys.

Asylum is to procrastination as Penthouse is to sex.

"Who is ... " is a new weekly feature that lets us profile one of our Internet friends -- a reader from comments, Twitter @replies, or our Facebook wall. So speak up, and lure us into your web of friendship. We'll return the favor by letting the world know who you are.