We've been on a mission to find the Manliest Restaurant in the United States and last week you helped narrow down the nominations. We started with 20 testosterone-packed truck stops, restaurants, burger joints and steakhouses from all across our country. Thousands of votes later, we have four grub depots -- one from each section of the country -- that would please even the swarthiest of palettes.
The Final Four are:
Northeast: Blue Ribbon BBQ -- a beloved bastion of barbecue in Boston.
South: Ray's the Steaks -- an affordable, no-nonsense steakhouse in the suburbs of Washington, D.C.
Midwest: Hilltop Inn -- a legendary Indianan restaurant famous for fried brain sandwiches.
West: Zeitgeist -- San Francisco's rowdy burger haven.
To help you decide, we're going to explain why they were nominated below. Unlike regular "democracy," your vote counts. On Thursday, August 27, we're going to bestow "Manliest Restaurant in America 2009" to one of these four chow bunkers. There will be no argument. This will be settled ... for this year. Vote here.
Manliest Restaurant in the Northeast: Blue Ribbon BBQ
Location: Boston
Great barbecue north of the Mason-Dixon? It's here at this Boston mainstay, where the portions are ginormous and the proprietors purportedly lay claim to having invented all forms of slow-cooking meat. You've been warned, North Carolina, Memphis, Kansas City and Texas -- it's time to step up or shut up.
Chris of Manlyeats writes: "Unlike other BBQ joints, this one is actually good. You might still feel disgusted with yourself afterward."
Manliest Restaurant in the South: Ray's the Steaks
Location: Arlington, Va.
The name of this steakhouse is a pun, and you know why the owners can resort to puns? Because Ray's the Steaks will own your mouth. They can make all the bad jokes they want -- you'll be too busy Hoovering their cuts to care. This affordable house of meat is one of the best inside the Beltway, if not the country. The proof is in the bone-marrow pudding, which is actually pure, beefy fat.
Jason Storch of DCfoodies.com raves: "Perfectly cooked, flavorful and the best damned steak deal in the area, period."
Click here to check out our other two finalists and vote.
Manliest Restaurant in the West: Zeitgeist
Location: San Francisco
You want a burger? Well, do you, punk? Then you better shout your order loudly at this rowdy burger spot with a great garden, bloody Marys and, of course, burgers. These patties are the real San Francisco treat. And as if to answer prayers, the Tamale Lady shows up at 7 p.m.
Davina Baum of Chow writes: "When hunger strikes, the hamburgers and home fries do the trick (if you can hear your name barked over the din)."

Manliest Restaurant in the Midwest: Hill Top Inn
Location: Evansville, Ind.
In the old German part of Evansville is the quaint Hilltop Inn, where you can get a plate of delicious comfort food. You can also get a bowl of "burgoo" which is an Irish stew that's basically "liquid meat." Or ... you could order up Hilltop Inn's fried brain sandwich. Zombie want. (And if you don't want brains, they're also famous for their Icelandic cod.)
Fun Fact: What do you put on a fried brain sandwich? That's easy: mustard, onions, pickles and dreams.
The final tallying for the mantastic restaurant is now upon us, and the top eateries from each region have been chosen. Vote now.
See the rest of the nominations:
Vote for the Manliest Restaurant in America -- Round 1
Vote for the Manliest Restaurant in America -- Round 2
Vote for the Manliest Restaurant in America -- Round 3
Vote for the Manliest Restaurant in America -- Round 4
Vote for the Manliest Restaurant in America -- Round 5
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Monday 24 August
By Margaret Belton
Hilltop Inn Hands DOWN yall!!!! There is NOTHING manlier than the brain burger. This is serious stuff. I bite into that thing and feel a sensation of the incredible hulk, popeye, and the jolly green giant. This is serious! One time I felt I had to change my flannel because my arms were bustin out of that thing! Go Hilltop!
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Wednesday 26 August
By karin koob
You are 100% right, Iwas a born and raised in the wonderful city of Evansville and love the Hilltop Inn and the brain sandwich. Of course in our younger days a few taverns had this wonderful treat. But Hilltop kept the tradition alive and i can't wait for my visit in October for a visit to the Hill with a side of German fries. GOOD EATIN
Monday 24 August
By Spike
"Girl, meat soup called burgoo is some manly shit. That it's in the family is just icing on the . . . meat soup. Zeitgeist is manly, but in a totally gay way."
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Tuesday 25 August
By loubarb
When we head home to Indiana from Colorado...first thing on the agenda is Brains and Burgoo from the Hilltop. THE BEST!!
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Tuesday 25 August
By Ben Michel
There is none better!!
Tuesday 25 August
By Wray
It's super cool that Asylum is having this contest all of these resturants are super cool and I would go to any of them but have to admit its hard to beat a brain sandwhich thats pretty freakin manly
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Tuesday 25 August
By Jackie Lykins
I was born in Evansville but moved to Calif. 48 yrs. ago and what I miss eating most is the Brain sandwich. I am thinking about moving back there just to have a brain sandwich once a week. That is a serious thing. Ha!
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Tuesday 25 August
By Mare
Hilltop Inn is the BEST! Went there many times in the past when I lived in Evv...LOVED their burgoo, my hubby CRAVED their brain sandwiches! Top notch in everything, that place is!!!
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Wednesday 26 August
By Kathy
What could be more manly than a historical stagecoach stop? Hilltop has been open since 1839! The brain sandwich is the 3rd best seller on the menu! I think that says something. First is the fried fish, next is the fried chicken, the special all day Wednesday! Not to mention they have a Ribeye steak sandwich that is awesome! They serve pot roast, chicken n dumplings, and pork roast w stuffing, (with two sides), at LUNCH! They have a in-house sandwich called the "Grilled Special" that is a slice of heavenly melt-in-your-mouth ham, thin sliced white-meat turky and secret ingrediants that make you use two napkins when you eat it!
They also have healthy choices on their extensive menu, too, but who could ask for any better "comfort food"?
Hilltop, by a landslide.
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Wednesday 26 August
By loubarb
NEVER, EVER heard that burgoo is an Irish stew...and I've been enjoying it all my life. WHERE did you get that info????
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Wednesday 26 August
By Don Hardesty
Not only great brains and Burgoo but their chicken livers are to die for......Go Hilltop.....
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Friday 28 August
By Amy
The Hilltop ROCKS!!!
They failied to mention that they serve ice cold beer in frosty fish bowl mugs. Helps to wash down all declicious things fried!
SO GOOD!!!!
I highly recommend coming to Evansville the first full week of October for the West Side Nut Club Fall Festival. Look it up - and check out the munchie map!!!
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Wednesday 26 August
By marcia and roy
Hey its wednesday, and we`re heading to the Hilltop for the fried chicken lunch special. It`s the best fried chicken we`ve had in Evansville.
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Wednesday 26 August
By Roni
Hilltop is the best. Comfort food OOH RAH..
Wonderful place. Manly for sure. Well worth stopping by, and you won't forget it. Wish I could stop by for lunch today, but Calif is so far away.
Kudos Hilltop Inn you are the Manliest Best and I miss you.
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Wednesday 26 August
By becki
Good going Hill Top Inn. Hve lived in EVV all my life. ttheir serving portions a big enough for any man or women. brain and liver are the BOMB.
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Wednesday 26 August
By kelsr59
Let me get this "straight". Of the top four finalists
in this "manliest eateries", one is a barbeque place in Boston (HUH?) and a "rowdy" burger joint in....
SAN FRANSISCO?!!! What? They slap you silly if you order the wrong thing? As for the Boston Barbeque, an article last month said the closest thing to barbeque on the east coast is sauce covered meat. Com'n Boston. You have great chowder and no one here in the south deies it. So, leave the barbeque to the experts.
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Wednesday 26 August
By Mark Risley
Hill Top Inn by far.
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Wednesday 26 August
By Lain
Yeah the Hilltop won w 68% of the vote 33,451 and second place was not even close w only 27% of the vote 13,229. Congrats hilltop you deserve the title of the Asylum Manliest Resturant!!!!!
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Wednesday 26 August
By marcia and roy
Congratulations Hilltop Inn. Best food by far!!!! And the coldest fish bowls in town. Yummy for my tummy!!!!!!
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Wednesday 26 August
By BlackIrish
I'm not for sure, but I think I got engaged while dining on a famous brain sandwhich at the Hilltop back when they had the red/white checkered tabletops, my mind has been fuzzy ever since, Yes sir, I've fought my way through one of those incrediblly gigantic brain manwiches, drenched in ketsup of course, it's German thing. And, the yummy Burgoo is it burguuuu or burgoooh, it really doesn't matter. Now, I'm loving the best damn fried fish sandwich on rye in America, Don the owner has the Hilltop jumping, especially on Friday Nights, did I mention he doesn't have a "chef" imagine that these days, all deep-fried to absolute perfection. The best part, after a little artery cleansing at about 65, the loyal patrons return to the beloved Hilltop and party until they're in they're 90's, a lot of good genes in this part of the country! After partaking in the Hilltop, you need to venture out back to pick up some of the best BBQ ribs you'll ever eat at Marx BBQ! Manup is what this part of town is all about. You gotta love the folks from the Midwest, they know how to do it up right! Long live the eastside Flatlanders and the west side Hilltoppers! Gawd, what a wonderful city Evansville is.
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