Occidental College, a liberal-arts-sort-of institution over in Los Angeles, is now offering a course in stupidity for those sick and tired of all the learnings and knowings associated with them smart kid classes in college. Falling under the umbrella heading of critical theory and social justice, the course description assures us that stupidity is "one of the most powerful determinants of human destiny," a statement at once profound and horribly, horribly sad.
Elitist snobs will be happy to learn that the course covers the work of Friedrich Nietzsche, finally giving some scholarly credence to the theory that wearing black turtlenecks and hanging out in coffee houses all day is, in fact, stupid.
The description continues: "Stupidity, which has been evicted from the philosophical premises and dumbed down by psychometric psychology, has returned in the postmodern discourse against Nation, Self, and Truth and makes itself felt in political life ranging from the presidency to Beevis and Butthead." Call us crazy, but we didn't think stupidity could be dumbed down.
On the other hand, we know how to spell Beavis.
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Wednesday 26 August
By jjlaman
I am curious. If you get an A in this course does that mean that you have excelled in stupidity and if you fail the course couldn't you say the same? Does the course offer guest speakers such as the Octomom or Stimpy?
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Wednesday 26 August
By butch
What a stupid college!
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Wednesday 26 August
By scottthefish
now that kennedy is finally dead they will need a new speaker
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Wednesday 26 August
By Steve R.
Leave it California to come up with this crap. We spend more time on this "Stupidity" and less time on the important things. And, isn't this the state that is out of money. Maybe this class is a requirement for government work there. IDIOTS
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Wednesday 26 August
By Marshall
I am sure the course might become popular.
We are never perfect as human beings. It should also
be taught in the prisons of the world too.
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Wednesday 26 August
By J.L Webb
Joe Biden could teach
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Wednesday 26 August
By Kevin Leili
Ted Kennedy could get an A - oops that's right he's taking a dirt nap right anout now.
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Wednesday 26 August
By Hello Sue
Excellent idea!! And society is filled to the brim with experts who can help teach this class.
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Wednesday 26 August
By moonbaby301
Obama should definitely be a guest lecturer. After all, he is an expert!!
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Wednesday 26 August
By Albert
Obama certainly would have excelled at that school. Of course his college used Affimative Action so he could pass the exams. I remember back when Obama was in his last year and Harvard had a spelling BEE for all of the students. Since they knew he was stupid, they asked a simple word to be spelled, "FARM". Obama spoke up and said, "E I E I O".
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Wednesday 26 August
By Sara
It's BEAVIS and Butt-head. Or was that deliberately misspelled, given the subject?
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Wednesday 26 August
By Sara
Oh, wait, I just noticed the last line. Never mind.
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Wednesday 26 August
By Lily
This article is misleading, it isn't a major as much as it is one class... University of Georgia offered a class called the history of basketball in which the final exam had the question "How much is a three pointer worth?" It's clearly just a look at popular culture and its effects on human outlook, and as for the comments about Kennedy, they are just rude and disrespectful. I am not a liberal but I was also taught to never speak ill of the dead.
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Wednesday 26 August
By Don Shook
So we've finally discovered the course study of Marxama and the Democrats.
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Wednesday 26 August
By Deanna
I agree, the statements about Ted Kennedy are just wrong. The poor man's dead and doesn't deserve to be spoken badly about on a stupid (no pun intended here) online forum.
.....I think Sarah Palin and George W. would be excellent professors or lecturers for the course!!! XD
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Wednesday 26 August
By Hank
When you get your stupid degree where do you go to get a stupid job? Who would be stupid enough to hire me? Whoever it is must be a real idiot.
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Wednesday 26 August
By Jack Neuman
Judging by the responses to this story, there seems to many who have moved on to have received their masters and doctorate degrees in stupidity graduate school.
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Wednesday 26 August
By ellisor
Only in the land of fruits and nuts. They all should get an A in the course!
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Wednesday 26 August
By Randy
Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What’s your IQ?" The guy says, "168". The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology. The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, “What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What’s your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors. The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What’s your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?"
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Wednesday 26 August
By Heavytoka
Can I minor in Napping?
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