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Our own Julieanne Smolinski wrote an article last week outlining the 10 things you should never say to a lady with big breasts. Take it from her: You might think you're being witty, complimentary or romantic -- but you're turning chicks off faster than that scene in "The Fly" when Jeff Goldblum's nose falls off.

Regardless of Asylum's sincere advice, our readers seized the opportunity to leave even more gems in the comments. The original list had some blatant no-no's, but here are five more things that you should absolutely NEVER say to a woman with large breasts. Or a woman with smaller breasts. Or any other human being, ever, because it's weird.

Lundar Figbow said, "Your going to be a a hoot when ur 64 and yer cans turn into flappies that touch yer knees."

Randy Pepin made an attempt at the classy route with "you were blessed with the Mona Lisa's of breasts... i'm a big fan of acts of philanthropy in regards to art endowments. can you and i go somewhere and discuss this privately? "

archdukechrispy mused, "Gosh! I wish MY car came with double air-bags!"

MIchael D. said, "That reminds me. My wife wanted me to pick up two quarts of milk on the way home."

gilsclubs said, "I usually go for the less obvious ... AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"