Man's next step in controlling fire has arrived. You can purchase -- if you have $5,400 kicking around -- a box that has flames in it. It's expensive, dangerous and completely legal. It's called Mallfire.The Mallfire is simple: You open the box, and flames powered by ethanol pop out. There's also a mirror so you can watch yourself roasting marshmallows. Even better, you can close it and use it as a decorative foot locker when you're done -- as long as you don't mind melting your pants.
Of course, if you like the idea but want to save money, you can always put your little Weber grill inside a white steamer trunk and call it a day.
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Thursday 27 August
By loadofjunk
good idea
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Friday 28 August
By lauren
CRACKED.
if my husband bought this i would laugh in his face. and get mad that he spent five grand on it.
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Saturday 29 August
By never_to_return
That's the problem. You see $5,400 and act like it's only five grand. Try earning some money. Maybe then you'll understand the value of it a little better, gold digger numero uno.
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Wednesday 09 September
By the chef
the value of it? really, ass-bag? i work hard for my money and so i realize the value of it. nothing. i have about 12 lighters in my car i can put in a shoebox and you can buy it from me. hell, ill knock off 2k.
Monday 31 August
By Ellen
wow a fire box... i wonder how long it took them to come up with that.
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Wednesday 02 September
By Rohin
"wow a fire box... i wonder how long it took them to come up with that."
About 10 billion years, I believe.
Friday 04 September
By Lorenzo
SERIOUSLY ... is melting marshmellows really that awesome that you gotta spend $5400. That around R37000.00 where i live in SOuth Africa. I would never spend several months pay on this crap!! I rather put the stove on cos it does the same thing!
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Friday 04 September
By Jacksonstreet71
Five grand for a giant lighter?
Ancient man, "me smart! Me make fire!"
Modern man, "me real dumb - me blow $5,400 on stupid fire box that burn house down after romantic dinner!"
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Saturday 12 September
By sunny
Uuhhhh. Firebox?
Fire good.
Ever hear of a FIREPLACE??
It's this amazing thing that you can put wood in in the middle of your house and light an actual fire without burning the house down.
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Tuesday 22 September
By Reneeisme2day
I love s'mores. I better start saving for one of these now.
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