Man's next step in controlling fire has arrived. You can purchase -- if you have $5,400 kicking around -- a box that has flames in it. It's expensive, dangerous and completely legal. It's called Mallfire.

The Mallfire is simple: You open the box, and flames powered by ethanol pop out. There's also a mirror so you can watch yourself roasting marshmallows. Even better, you can close it and use it as a decorative foot locker when you're done -- as long as you don't mind melting your pants.

Of course, if you like the idea but want to save money, you can always put your little Weber grill inside a white steamer trunk and call it a day.