British cops are officially way more awesome than any of their international counterparts today, thanks to a new experiment being conducted in an upscale London neighborhood. In an effort to teach people not to leave valuable items in their cars, police officers will be wandering the streets looking for stuff to steal. If you don't have your doors locked, the cops will take your stuff. Because they're cops, they'll also be kind enough to leave a note explaining what happened, but the point is to teach people to be more responsible.
"The message to car owners is: 'Help us to help you,'" said Richmond Police Chief Inspector Duncan Slade in a statement.
So far the cops have only committed one robbery, while a couple dozen other potential capers were foiled when the car owners showed up.
In theory the idea seems both awesome and hilarious. But if we were wily thieves hearing of this public campaign, we'd just start leaving notes blaming the police when we stole stuff.
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Friday 28 August
By kelleyk2
Isn't this funny - this was supposed to be a reply to David, but it was posted as a fresh comment, so it makes little sense. It makes me look like I'm competing for the same award. But I know I don't stand a chance, so I'll just leave it with this explanation...
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Friday 28 August
By kelleyk2
Note to self: click 'reply', then select 'aol/aim screenname', then click 'reply' again. That makes it work as intended.
Other note to self: More lime, less vodka.
Sunday 30 August
By Brent
So far KK2 you are ahead in points; looks like you have a clean victory locked up.
Friday 28 August
By John
People often talk about being able to leave your doors unlocked as a compliment to the area that you are living in. I guess these police officers are showing what they think of the place.
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Friday 28 August
By Janice
kellyk2, you said this site was for morons,Is that why you are on it MY DEAR?
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Friday 28 August
By MrSmith
Take away guns from honest citizens and then get into their cars and take things to teach them a lesson? We should have let the Germans have them.
Both times!!
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Friday 28 August
By supertwinjim
just wait till american cops try this, and try to walk out of someones house here in america. i dont care what your job is, even if it is being a police officer, when the cop walks in uninvited and starts walking out with your things they will be shot or beaten. thank god here in america civilians can be armed aswell. i will apologize for my frankness, but when an officer is killed in an attempted robbery does the homeowner who is protecting his home liable? or is this one of those issues where the officer who dosent refuse the one who is liable for breaking the law?
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Friday 28 August
By babysinister
this law is obviously intended to give officers the right to enter a car or home without a search warrant. it even gives them the right to confiscate evidence without a warrant.
i dont get why brittain isnt on the verge of civil unrest.
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Friday 28 August
By Doesnt Matter
they'll rob like they did with third world countries? stupid! What about global warming and other important stuff?
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Sunday 30 August
By john
they still from you here in america so what's the [point dirty
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Thursday 03 September
By ohjeezigotaids
if i caught someone robbing me, there'd be a brick in their face and a foot in their ass wayyyy before I found out it was a cop.
Not that knowing it was a cop would stop me.
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