Burton is best known for cutting-edge snowboards, especially those of the Playboy pin-up variety. Now, they want to make sure that you feel cozy on your flight to the blink-182 reunion shows with the Sleeper Hoodie ($99).

This cotton sweatshirt has the typical pocket for your stash and mp3 player, internal mesh pockets for your passport and ticket, and an inflatable neck pillow, so you don't have to touch the disgusting airline pillows that haven't been washed since flight attendants were called stewardesses. Another great feature is the "ventilation underarm holes," so your funk can really permeate the lodge.

By our calculations, this multipurpose warmth provider is about one million times cooler than the Snuggie, and not half as annoying.