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So a few weeks ago some models sent us a video where they awkwardly wrote Asylum on their bodies and danced in blue lingerie in front of a blue screen. Awesome, right? Then, just one week later, we found out we were betrayed. What we thought was a token of affection was, in reality, a cheap advertising ploy. As we picked up the pieces of our broken heart and struggled to find meaning in a cruel, cruel world, it occurred to us that girls in lingerie and bikinis seem to love sending pictures to other Web sites. Observe these NSFW links:

Campus Cuties 2009 (Maxim)

Ask a Hot Chick (Don Chavez)

Afternoon Delight With Montana Curtis (The World of Isaac)
Special Edition. (Double Viking)
Cute College Girls. Which seems suspiciously like what Maxim does. (CollegeHumor)
There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us (The Chive)
It's not that we're pervy losers*, it's that we know the ultimate sign of esteem for the writers of a Web site is the desire of nubile young women to send them suggestive photographs. We're not asking to see your nipples ... we're asking to see your devotion to Asylum. (And also we can't post nipples.) So if you're feeling inspired, we wanted to let you know you can email us or upload a pic posing with candy, video games, or comic books and we'll lift you up to the heights of Internet fame. That is all.

*We are.