So the big news in business today is that global oil-field company Baker Hughes is acquiring the suggestively named BJ Services for $5.5 million. The only reason we know this is because we spent around three minutes this morning giggling at the headline "Baker Hughes to Buy BJ Services."

We sort of think someone at the Wall Street Journal has the same sophomoric sense of humor, however, especially when we read on to find out that BJ Services specializes in "pressure pumping" and that the merger is really going to "plug a hole in Baker Hughes's repertoire." (Check out BJ Services' Web site for recent BJ news.)

Coincidence, or is WSJ trying to trick giggling perverts like us into learning something?