If the media has taught us nothing else, it's that society can't allow a teacher to be naked at any point in time ever. Still, when people like Tiffany Shepard choose to ignore these rules, they get fired. And then, apparently, they make porn.

Shepherd, you may recall, was axed from her job as a biology teacher in Florida after pictures of her in a bikini turned up on the Internet. Lord knows bikinis are a shocking sight in Florida, so it's not too hard to understand why they got rid of her.

Shepherd found herself out of work and unable to pick up anything else even after sending out 2,500 résumés. She also lost custody of two of her kids and turned to making porn as a last resort.

"I'm not particularly proud of it. To be honest, I hate it," she says.

Going by the name Leah Lust, she's got five features under the belt she no longer wears, including one in which she portrays a teacher because porn lives for gimmicks like that. And even though she'll probably never get a job teaching ever again, she can still get added to the ever-growing list of memorably hot teachers.