Vanity Fair has posted some teasers from its upcoming Levi Johnston-penned feature, "Me and Mrs. Palin." If the article's title doesn't creep you out (was "Bristol's Mom Has Got It Goin' On" too overt?), and you can get past the vaguely pervy publicity photo (Hands, Levi. Let's see your hands.), there's still plenty of discomfort to go around.

The most explosive revelation in the bunch is Levi's assertion that then-Governor Sarah Palin hatched a plan to keep daughter Bristol's pregnancy a secret, and adopt baby Tripp herself. To hear Johnston tell it, she followed them around like Fat Bastard, hollering "Give me the baby!"

A revelation like this is sure to renew interest in "Triggers," conspiracy theorists who believe that Palin's last child was actually Bristol's.


Johnston goes on to say that Sarah and Todd Palin didn't do much parenting, leaving the cooking to Levi and the rest to the other kids. He also talks about Palin's desire to quit the governorship and make "triple the money."

All of this is likely to keep Johnston on the lookout for the helo-huntress every time a chopper flies by him.

Vanity Fair also has a behind-the-scenes video of the photo shoot. That sounds almost as fun as watching paint dry on an igloo, but stick with it. There is priceless awkwardness starting at the 3:30 mark, as Levi and his manager discuss ... other magazines in which Johnston might appear.